Former philanderer turned internet relationship guru Derrick Jaxn and his wife Da’Naia Jackson took to Instagram on Father’s Day to flirt with one another using obscene emojis.
The incident (yes, we’re calling this an incident) happened on Sunday when his wife earned our sincerest empathy back in March, posted a shout-out to the allegedly reformed Derrick on the social media platform. Like any holy and forgiving wife, she integrated a few words from the good book to honor the man with whom she procreated.
“Let him kiss me with a mouth kiss, my real father of the womb, because your love is more fun than wine.”
That line comes from the Song of Solomon in the Bible. The book is about two people in love, and apparently, Da’Naia Jackson believes that describes her and Derrick perfectly.
But, the sanctified and sweet soon turned seductive as Derrick and his wife seemed to relive the activity that causes a man to end up getting a Father’s Day shout-out in the first place.
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Complete with a peach and an eggplant emoji, the couple let us in on what they had planned for later that evening, and our eyes couldn’t have rolled any harder. A married couple having sex? Groundbreaking.
This story is a story because Derrick Jaxn’s mistress put him on front street back in March. To save face, he and his wife appeared on camera like a Black Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker minus the Maybelline to explain everything couples say when a man cheats, and his wife is embarrassed but doesn’t want to cry (or beat him up) in plain sight.
The NSFW flirt between Derrick and his wife was a head-scratcher. We’re not sure if it was a way to make us forget (we never will) or a demonstration of that one scripture about an undefiled bed.
The post was as awkward as Derrick Jaxn still misspelling his last name for pizazz.
We still wish her the best. Emphasis on “Her.”
