Chet Hanks decided he was worthy enough to sip Lizzo’s juice after her drunken attempt to woo Captain America star, Chris Evans.
Hanks used his Instagram story to shoot his shot at the singer on Tuesday.
“[Lizzo] if it don’t work out with Captain America, I’m here, baby,” the cocky Caucasian wrote. He ended the message with “WBS” and “BQS.”
WBS stands for “White Boy Summer,” which is also the name of Hanks’ new single. Yes, this dweeb is a white boy rapper. We’re not sure if he has a Soundcloud, and we’re not willing to check.
Hanks’ message was accompanied by a screenshot of Evans’s message to Lizzo after he received a thirsty DM from her. On Saturday, she blamed her forwardness on the alcohol.
“Don’t drink and DM, kids,” she captioned a TikTok video. “For legal porpoises (sic), this is a joke.”
A day later, Lizzo posted another video displaying Evans’ response to her message.
“No shame in a drunk DM,” he wrote back. “God knows I’ve done worse on this app, lol.”
The “worse” might include the time he accidentally leaked his own nudes.
This isn’t the first time Hanks has embarrassed himself in public. He has a weird habit of speaking with a Jamaican accent for no apparent reason and has been accused of cultural appropriation numerous times.
In December, he explained where the accent came from.
“If I get on a binge where I’m watching a bunch of English gangster movies and I’m going around my day to day just ordering a coffee at Starbucks with my friend, and I go (using English accent), ‘Oi, gimme a latte governor,’ it’s not coming from a place where I go, ‘I’m going to s**t on these English people,’” he said on Clubhouse in December, per Yahoo News. “I’m not trying to offend anybody.”
In February 2020, he insisted critics were “caught up on this idea of theft and stealing,” according to Complex.
“If you don’t have a problem with a black person wearing cowboy hats and cowboy boots and loving country music, then why do you have a problem with white people wearing braids and gold teeth and getting into hip-hop music?” Hanks asked. “It’s this whole idea of theft.”
STFU, Chet.
Fortunately, Lizzo hasn’t responded to Tom Hanks’ spawn.
