Soulja Boy Signed Rapper and Professional Dipsh-t Chet Hanks to His Music Label As a Rapper

Movie star spawn Chet Hanks is officially signed to Soulja Boy’s label.

The “Crank Dat” rapper and Hanks shared a video of them celebrating the not-that-good news on their respective Instagram pages. Soulja Boy bragged about his newest artist in the video as Hanks made weird noises and hand gestures.

“It’s going down, man,” Soulja Boy said with his whole bird chest. “Chet Hanks, man, my new artist signed to SODMG Records as the first rapper signed this year. It’s going down. Big Draco, bout to make history, you know what I’m saying? SODMG. Album on the way, just wait.”

In April, Tom Hanks’ annoying seed dropped his single “White Boy Summer” and followed with “DAMN!” in June, per Complex. He recently changed his rap name from Chet Haze to Chet Hanks. His actual government name is Chester Marlon Hanks.

The wannabe rapper isn’t just a full-time wigger, he is also an alleged domestic abuser. On August 7, he was served court papers related to a $1 million lawsuit from Kiana Parker, his ex-girlfriend, reported Radar Online. According to the lawsuit, Hanks assaulted Parker in New Orleans after refusing to conform to his demands.

“Defendant Hanks became aggressive and hostile. As the Plaintiff was lying in bed, Defendant Hanks started verbally abusing and threatening her,” the lawsuit stated. “He shoved her, threatening her with imminent bodily injury, while stating “[I] would not disrespect [him], [he] was in control, [he] would not allow what happened with his mom and dad’s relationship to happen to our” and other things.”

Parker also accused Hanks of smashing her cellphone, calling her a “ghetto Black b—h.”

The suit alleged that the son of Forest Gump chased her with a knife and “grabbed her by the wrist and twisted her arm” when she tried to break up with him in January. Parker is seeking damages for assault, battery, and intentional infliction of emotional distress.

“I am glad that he must finally answer for his charges, this has been lingering for too long, and I will continue to seek closure, healing, and justice,” Parker said after the papers were served. “My life matters, so I spoke up.”

Radar Online reports he denied the claims and accused Parker of being money hungry.