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Future Calls Michael B. Jordan ‘A Lame’ In Bitter Verse About His Ex Lori Harvey

Future, go play with your kids.

The full version of 42 Dugg’s “Maybach” is out, and it is clear that celebrity seed spreader, Future, is Dead Sea salty about his break up with Lori Harvey and her new relationship with Michael B. Jordan.

A couple of weeks ago, the internet was in an uproar after Future name-dropped Steve Harvey as a shot at his ex, Lori.

“Tell Steve Harvey I don’t want her,” he rapped.

The full song is out, and Future’s verse is a doozy. Not only did he take a shot at Lori, but he also went after Jordan.

“Tell Steve Harvey I don’t want her/ Must’ve forgot to tell her daddy she begged me not to leave,” the serial baby daddy said. “She didn’t have a choice but to go f**k a lame after me / Realest n***a hit the t**t, she damn near OD.”

Once again, Future’s f**k boy shenanigans started a bunch of chatter.

“If I was Future and Lori Harvey left me for Micheal B. Jordan, I would be sad too,” one tweet read.

Lori Harvey lives in Future mind rent-free, and it’s hilarious,” one person pointed out.

Of course, Lori nor Jordan have responded to Future’s latest tantrum. They’re too busy being adorable together.

The added jab to Future’s fragile but fertile ego is Lori’s stepdaddy likes him. In March, Steve told Ellen DeGeneres he tried not to like Jordan but admitted he was a good dude.

“I have tried not to like him,” Steve recalled. “I have tried to find something wrong with him that I could dig in and go —’cause I done got rid of all of ’em. All of ’em. Some of them snuck in the back door on me and lasted a lot longer than I wanted it to.”

“But this guy is such a good guy, man,” the Family Feud host continued. “He is one of the nicest guys. I’ve met his father. I’ve sat up with him. We’ve talked for hours. I just can’t find nothing wrong with him!”

Future, please take some advice from Elsa and let it go.

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Ashleigh Atwell

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