Aries Spears got his a** handed to him online after comparing Lizzo to a “sh*t emoji” during an interview on the Art of Dialogue podcast.
Earlier this week, the 47-year-old washed-up comedian fat-shamed the triple Grammy-winning artist after the podcast’s host asked what Aries thought of Lizzo’s music. Deviating from the subject, he threw a barrage of insults at the “About Damn Time” singer.
“I can’t get past the fact that she looks like the s–t emoji. She’s got a very pretty face, but she keeps showing her body off like, come on, man. Come on, yo.”
Aries then, delusionally, said that he knew he wasn’t serving body either, but he had “swagger and confidence.”
“I’m sorry. Listen, I ain’t the most in-shape n—a in the world, but I still, when you funny and you got swagger and confidence and you decent looking – I think I’m at least handsome – you get p—y. But a woman that’s built like a plate of mashed potatoes is in trouble.”
As he profusely sweated like a whore in church, Aries showed his a** to women who supported Lizzo as he fat-shamed her more.
“You know what kills me about women is the hypocrisy and the contradiction,” the New Jersey native opined. “‘F— diabetes, f— heart problems, f— heart disease, cholesterol. Y’all claim womanhood and about sisterhood and support for your sister, you know when it comes to that ridiculous s—. But if you really gave a f—, why wouldn’t you go, ‘Black girl, we love your confidence, boo boo, but this ain’t it. This ain’t it.”
His commentary earned him a well-deserved dragging on social media.
Black Twitter came to Lizzo’s defense.
Aries Spears says that he can’t get passed the fact that Lizzo looks like the 💩emoji when asked about her music. pic.twitter.com/C2d4pbfDwl
— The Art Of Dialogue (@ArtOfDialogue_) August 27, 2022
“When you funny, and you got swagger and confidence…
…and and you DECENT looking ithinkimatleasthandsome…” pic.twitter.com/t5ru9VsHiw
— Tech TAM (@TheTechTam) August 27, 2022
Why he breathin so hard? Ain’t he sittin down?
— nebraska jones. (@smoochitworse) August 27, 2022
She can sing and dance in heels for 2 hours… He can barely make it through this video 😮💨 So maybe apply those notes to the mirror because no one sees that swagger he speaks of 👀
Just plain old ugly… inside and out.
— Vanessa La Rue Veasley (@VanessaVeasley) August 27, 2022
Lemme practice his advice…
“Black man, we love your confidence boo, boo…this ain’t it. Your neck is sweating while you’re seated. Your hairline is non existent & you’re not even 50. You’re out of breath by just speaking. This ain’t it.”
Is that how it’s done? 🤔
— JoyJoy (@happyhappywho) August 27, 2022
I know a Y chromosome , with a face that only a mother could love, is NOT talking. pic.twitter.com/i71BYKsI04
— ✨💜mustache nai💜✨ (@Adwoa_Naii) August 27, 2022
This man has diabetes and has publicly spoken about his health issues and his struggle to lose weight and asking for support but he’s speaking on what Lizzo should be doing?!?! Very unflattering gowns. pic.twitter.com/MhWTwsJPs2
— Ida B. Welp 🤷🏾♀️ (@MissBleuFour) August 27, 2022
Now wait a minute. Aries is a diabetic and put his ashy lips together to clown someone else’s health? I know you lyin’… pic.twitter.com/F2Sa2teXje
— srburris (@srburris) August 27, 2022
The discoloration in his face tells me all I need to know. The audacity for him to use health as a concern. Boy bye
— Don Julio’s Baby Mama (@Iamkokobelle) August 27, 2022
He said he’s handsome with swag? WHAT?? pic.twitter.com/Y4p3yNDwwg
— Your favorite Auntie (@Kittiboo2) August 27, 2022
How does a FAT, OUT OF SHAPE, DIABETES-HUGGING black man (Aries Spears) feel the need to rip apart a beautiful black woman who isn’t attacking him, has a #1 hit, twerks, sings, dances, plays the flute & does shows in heels (Lizzo), when he can barely breathe while SITTING DOWN? pic.twitter.com/ffUSREi0Bz
— ReSista Kay🌊 (@ReSistaKay) August 27, 2022
Wait. He’s fighting to catch half a breath after every word but had the audacity to………talk about Lizzo??!! pic.twitter.com/AfkuR1iWHS
— Nicole Sweeney 🎤🎶 (@TheVelvetVoyce) August 27, 2022
On August 27, Aries clapped back at the critiques of his looks and commentary on Instagram. He proceeded to gaslight Black women, rambling on about weaves, nails and makeup.
He then tried to promote his podcast (that nobody will likely watch or listen to) in the caption.
“I’m here for all the smoke ’cause truth finds its way thru the bull 💩 so let’s GO!! DM me for the link to the Spears and Steinberg Podcast, and check out my new podcast, Sophisticated Scoundrels available on all platforms, including YouTube. Please subscribe…..wit comedian @gerardguillory”
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